Hah! Well Bushroot is naked pretty much all the time. Randy Gandy, why doesn't it surprise me you'd be the first to flash your knockers?

The Mistresses of Mayhem is getting off to a good start. The candidates I've chosen look... promising. A few nutcases involved, but all the more easier to control as far as I'm concerned.

Oh didn't I mention? I've put together my own little team of villains, with me as the leader of course. This city could use a few more villainous legions. So far the candidates are:

Splatter Phoenix - An insane art-obsessed chick with an unusual paint brush that bends the fabric of reality. She has good knowledge of the underbelly of St. Canard and that brush will come in handy. Plus I can pay her in paintings.

Camille Chameleon - A shape-shifter... very useful to have on my side. From my understanding she spliced her DNA with a reptile, which would explain the weird lisp.

Isis Vanderchill - I never thought I'd see the day when fire and ice could mix, but her powers will prove useful. She has some financial influence in the city from owning the Vanderchill Ice Factory.

Some tranny chick - I forget her name, but she sounds like a man. I'm not sure if that's because she IS a man but whatever. She's proven to be a good ally.


Now if I can just get them to stop squabbling amongst one another... things'll be grand.