Well well, it seems yet another year has come to an end. Here are my brilliant resolutions for 2009!

- Ruin Morgana's life.
- Corrupt Gizmoduck.
- Lead the Mistresses of Mayhem into victory over the city.
- Aim for a higher revenue with my wares.
- Try sushi.

I'm breaking out my finest spirits tonight and settling in for a night of celebration. Pringles and I are going to play our traditional game of Monopoly and Trivial Pursuit and then watch them drop that giant glass ball in the center of St. Canard Square. I'm not sure what the point of all that is, it must be a Normal tradition I've yet to understand. I wonder if it explodes? Does candy fly out of it? Or better yet, alcoholic candy?

Happy New Years, frenemies.