So my whole poison-the-city's-water-supply-with-aphrodisiacs plot went down the drain (literally) for two reasons:

Reason the First: Everyone in this goddamned city drinks bottled water. WHAT THE HELL! How do they afford this?! I even saw a bum drinking from a plastic bottle!

Reason the Second: Bud Flood got all up in my face and was like "Survey says... you're a plot-stealing WHORE!" Sheesh. What. an. Asshole. I can't stand that guy. I mean not only does he talk in annoying commercial diatribe all the time but he's made of bloody water. I may enjoy my daily bath, but being around someone like that just ruffles my feathers the wrong way. Fire and water don't mix, you know?

And since when was the last time The Liquidator enacted an evil scheme?! He's too busy kissing a certain Public Enemy Number One's feathered ass to do anything on his own!

Oh well, back to the drawing board. Any suggestions from my adoring fans and what evil plot I should cook up next?